the above quote tops my list of reasons why everyone should watch ‘parks and rec’. also, i think i’m going to have to start saying that, even when it’s totally out of context (kind of like now) just because it’s the best quote ever. especially you ‘office’ watchers- you would be hooked!

now, on to things that are relevant. hope everyone’s thanksgivings were smashing. i know mine was. got to chill at mom’s for a week, no make up, hair all out in thriller-status full throttle, and see the whole family. including the newest addition to our family- oliver:



since he’s the only man of the house, he pretty much runs shit. yup, he’s the king. his throne? the huge dog bed in the middle of the living room.


which forces chloe to sleep here:

lol poor chloe… but he’s just so cute, you can’t be mad at him! see?

it’s been a few days so i’m sure you’re fienin’ for some hot mess, and i’ve got a good one for you today- the new j.lo video!

first of all, courtney love- is that you? second, woman- you have children! you are on full out hooker steez and we just can’t have that. it’s already bad enough that a whole slew of your freaky sex tapes are about to be released next week. you’re gonna have to have the “birds and the bees” talk with your kids at age 3 at this rate. i mean, how else do you plan on explaining this one? so yeah, i’m gonna need you to stop with that. and third- can’t really say i’m in love with the track. or even like it at all for that matter. so this is going to be a problem as you are jennifer lopez and could probably get any songwriter in the world on your album. a crying shame, the whole lot of it.

in extremely important celebrity superstar news, i have a website! djkalkutta.com!! although, don’t look yet- there’s nothing on it! should be an “under construction page” up within the next few days, and the whole operation should be finished in a couple weeks. will definitely keep you all posted- especially since this crafty little wordpress blog will soon be attached to the website and you will be lured/forced into viewing my other media and listening to my mixes. muahahaha! prepare to be brainwashed! just kidding… but seriously, it will be dope. speaking of the which…i’m off to work on a mix to put up…post again soon.