sitting in the miami airport i was inspired to write about this as i slowly realized there are two kinds of people in the world. people who really REALLY love ed hardy, and people who fucking hate that shit. looking around at my rhinestone studded surroundings caused me to wonder- why is it that there is no middle ground when it comes to ed hardy? it’s like gay marriage- you’re either in love with the idea or you can’t stand it. nobody thinks that maybe it’s okay for some gay people to marry each other under certain circumstances some of the time. same goes for ed hardy. you either love to rock that stuff on the the daily or you steer clear of any stores who even carry it. the question is- why can’t anyone be indifferent when it comes to you, christian audigier? i mean, in theory, i should be all about it: i watch the hills (yeah, laugh it up bitches.), i wear product in my hair, i own uggs, i listen to dance remixes of top 40 music, and i think we all know how i feel about glitter. but i just don’t have it in me to drop $165.00 on a paper-thin t-shirt covered tattoo designs meant for an 80′s hairband and rhinestones that look like they’ve been recovered from an elementary school art class. in fact, i felt the same way as these guys:

until i realized that ed hardy makes this awesome remote control pirate ship:

i was hoping maybe one of you, my faithful readers, would have an answer for me. if so, you know what to do- leave me a comment because at this point the floor is yours. of course, all of this inspired me to make my first wordpress poll. i’ve been meaning to insert a poll for awhile, but i really didn’t care what you people think about anything til now so here goes:

oh, and if you don’t know what the hot mess of the day is by now- then you just don’t get it. bye.